Thursday, September 21, 2006

Why is it always like that?

So Jeff and I ordered new couches*. They're coming on Friday. Friday and not Thursday. If they came Thursday (which would be today), I could sit on them while I watch Gray's Anatomy. But noooo, of course they come the NEXT morning. #%*$&!

So if any of you read the comments from my last post, you would see that Jeff went behind my back and bought a plasma. And tried to make up for it by being all cute and saying I can watch Gray's Anatomy on it. Well, lucky for me, it came around to bite him on the ASS, because I got an email from buy.com saying the order has been cancelled, they're out of stock or something. SO HA! HAHAHAHA! If I was smart and devious, I'd just call the floor guys and have them come out ASAP. A little revenge....

On that note, yes, reading my comments was how he told me he bought the tv. Pansy. So I called him at work, and was like "What the freak??" and he danced around the subject and almost lied to me about it, and started to say that the comment was just a joke, he wanted to see how you all would react, but then thought better about it because he knew I would seriously kick his ass so fast when I found out it wasn't a joke that he wouldn't be able to sit down for a year... and he also doesn't have a couch to sleep on and much prefers our bed. So he told me the truth, and tried to act like it wasn't a big deal. And I was like "What the freak, again??" So then he came home from work, and was acting all depressed, saying he's upset about something that happened at work, and was all sad and "poor me", so I felt bad being pissed off at him because he's all sad, so I couldn't yell and do all the stuff I want to do to him for going behind my back. So I said, "Are you just acting like this so I won't rip you a new one for trying to buy the TV?" And he totally denied it, but I AM NOT STUPID. I KNOW HOW MEN WORK, AND ANYTHING THEY CAN DO TO AVOID GETTING REEMED, THEY WILL DO IT.

I am finished with my run-on sentence now.

*We are not rich. We are a single income family, and my husband works for the government. Remember, we just moved out of my parents' house, where we lived for exactly 11 months, paying zilch in rent and food and all that stuff. We saved and saved and saved, which is how we're able to afford working on our house and some new furniture.

6 comments:

Erika said...

Who cares how you spend your money, rich or not? It's yours!

janet said...

yes don't feel bad about spending money (says the girl who bought LASIK and a macbook this summer...ack!) but aside from that, if Andrew bought a tv behind my back I would FLIP MY LID TIMES 25. But hilarious that in the end, he is in the doghouse AND his tv doesn't even come. Maybe he learned a lesson there? :) (j/k we love you, husby, but we also know that men are not always the smartest...)

Sandy said...

UMMMMMUMMUUUMMMM!!!! Jeff is soooo butsted!!! I am quite surprised you didn't call the floor guy!! That would have been a good one but probably wouldn't have made things any better...

Silly Hily said...

I really wasn't sure if he was serious or not when he said he had already bought it. But he was! Wow.
So, what did you do? How did you watch GA with no couch and no plasma!? Did you just go lay on your bed with Cole and watch McDreamy tell Mer that he's in love with her!!!?

mdvelazquez said...

For your sake, I was hoping that he was joking. My DH has done this to me a few times and always tries to play the sympathy card too.

Chas said...

As a government slave, I am well aware of how hard it would be to live on gov. pay with no other income. Enjoy your new house and furniture :).